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The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
I married him because he was not mean
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
The Man Who Was (user)
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
man when you are telling me how it was
Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
(because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
How one man could control the Senate
don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
if only he could hear my silent cries
How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
He who has ears, let him hear
I killed him today, he who does not exist
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
Strange man makes permanent visit
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
He Was Only Joking
The Man who Loved Only Numbers
How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
There was a man who lived a life of fire
The Man Who Was Thursday
"You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
That's Just How He Was
I think he only loves the world for him.
I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He who wants to fight will find a club
I saved his life. He does not know it.
He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
The elephant that wished he could fly
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
The Man He Killed
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
Now he dances to bring her back.
If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
Naming your computer
Who Could That Be At This Hour?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If he's late, you can always start without him
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
He who seeks equity must do equity.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
When he became an old man
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
Zip him back up, he sucks.
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
All he left her was alone
Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
How To Be Funny
Funny Black Man
It was the least I could do
I could sleep now
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
More than he was willing to give
The one he murdered once still loves him
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I could do without it, if I knew what it was
And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
At least he was gentle
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He Who Is Death
A man feared that he might find an assassin
The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
It was 1992. He smiled.
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
He would shrink into the sky if he could
If only I could get into her head
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
he listened so well, he was still curious.
You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
He taught me how to smoke
And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
How could God let this happen?
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
How we could still have a President Trump
How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
How could you ever have enough?
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
How would you know? And how could you ever know?
And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
funny fat guy who dies
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
You, who said I could always count on you, forever
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
He Knows Not Their Names
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
And we killed him and he's dead.
He who smelt it, dealt it
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
he who (user)
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
He who controls the past controls the future
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
He Was a Crook
Wisest is he who knows he does not know
They could have saved Kevin
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
funny how cliches stay true
The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
He who pays the piper calls the tune
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
As if he knew that words were how I kissed
And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
the only comfort we could ever have
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!

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