Findings:

• Starving in the greenhouse
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• demons fly out your nose
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Monkey Butt!
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• Way out in the grey zone of the Ulam Spiral
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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