Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "namely beating an old woman half to death in order to enrage and distract her shape-shifting demon husband from the meal it needed to survive"

• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• woman and her husband
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• because I am only half of what you need
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• There was a young woman from Leeds
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
• And her heart stopped beating.
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• I watched her from afar
• Saturday night, the words falling from her lips
• Woman From Tokyo
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• You need fat to survive
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• Live from Death Row
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• From five to death and back
• looking back from the moment of death, spiralling antimatter from the eyes
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• Death by Woman (user)
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• We Are The Boys From Old Florida
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Farewell from an old cat
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Abandoned books from the old barn
• Death From Above
• Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• Death Becomes Her
• The Nymph Complaining for the Death of her Faun
• A diversion from death's protocol
• When living we have need of Death
• Owen Juan Roberts: Letter From Death Row
• From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
• old demons
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Excerpt from "DEATH IN HYDERABAD"
• Death From Above 1979
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• From Her to Eternity
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Inches away from her face
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Her Headlights Illuminated a Death
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• The Woman and Her Hen
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
• A Woman of Her Tribe
• The woman with her legs apart
• If there is a wise woman, it is her
• A woman of her times
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• A woman and her Cock
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• impose a new skewed order on the old
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• The Slow Death of the Japanese Meal
• That's no woman, that's my husband
• poor, defenseless old woman
• an old woman swimming
• The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
• The Old Beggar Woman
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• The Old Woman Whose Rolling Pin Is The Sun
• Old English Word Order
• The Old Woman in the Wood
• The History of the Old Woman
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• Old Paper New Woman (user)
• When I am an old woman
• The swing and the death of an old man
• beating
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• My beating by refugees is a symbol of the hatred and fury of this filthy war
• The Hollow Sound of Dark Beating Wings
• The United Airlines beating incident
• Death
• Blue Screen of Death
• Masque of the Red Death animation
• Black Death
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Rock Death
• death ray
• Southern Death Cult
• Death penalty
• Murder by Death
• Christian Death
• Second Death Star
• Birth, School, Work, Death
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• Angel of Death
• Japanese Death Match
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• Repetition is the death of the soul
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Death By Chocolate
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Death Race 2000
• Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
• death of a friend
• Internet Death Penalty
• Usenet Death Penalty
• Hump one to death
• DJ Infinite Death
• Die the death
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Death of Superman
• Saint Jean de Brébeuf
• Death eating a cracker
• On the death of a partridge
• The death of a man I had never known
• The Death of Marat
• Warrior's Woman
• Today I found a sparrow near death

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