Findings:

• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• speak only when spoken to
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• i only knew when silence screamed
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Stoned music memories
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Only Angels Have Wings
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• when all the white horses have broken free
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• When living we have need of Death
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Only When I Lose Myself
• We journal only when we hurt
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When I have female children
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Only when
• Only when you're older
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Words that only have one context
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• It only hurts when I breathe
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• only when you cannot hear
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• I only smoke when I drink
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have no complaint
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When in doubt, shoot the wizard
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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