Findings:

• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about plains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about brains
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about drains
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• O tell me the truth about love
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Drugs Or Me
• list of things
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me more
• Don't tell me everything
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• This is my truth tell me yours
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Tell him, she told me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me one thing
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Tell me about your secret places
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me of the nature of home
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• It's Me or the Dog
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Don't Tell Me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Though you can tell me
• tell me the truth
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Tell me another lie
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• My first comet
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Tell me about your faith
• when strangers tell me to smile
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell Me What
• Why tell me that?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me something good
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• give me the truth or nothing
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Tell Me What You Think
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Tell me of the nature of death
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Tell me a secret.

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