Findings:

• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• small intimate talk about nothing
• Talk about the weather
• Don't call me Asian
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Don't stand so close to me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't tread on me
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Tell me a story about drains
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Tell me a story about trains
• I don't care about the air
• Talk About Suffering
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Don't think about it
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Give Me Names
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• So why talk about politics now
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• O tell me the truth about love
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about rains
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I don't feel the same way about you
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• show me what the world is all about
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't call me white
• Don't quote me on that
• customers don't trust me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Please don't feed the troll
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't bring your kids
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't tell me everything
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't let me die nervous
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me about your secret places
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Don't Worry About the Government
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about clouds
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me about my contradictions
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Let's talk about that
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• When to talk about religion
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Tell me a story about mains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Can We Talk About This?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?

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