Findings:

• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• And then one day you wake up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Can I wake you up?
• So I wake up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• please don't go
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't Wake the Dragon
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• I can't wake up
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't wait up for me
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• ...and a wake up
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• wake up hair
• Wake up
• Please Don't Destroy
• Please don't bring your kids
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• When you wake up feeling old
• Wake me up if you still want me
• When Renny wakes up
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• I wake up so energized
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Hurry up please it's time
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• wake up in a dumpster
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Wake up!
• Wake up with the king
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• wake up and find her still there
• your name, once I wake up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• The worst way to wake up
• Please don't feed the troll
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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