Findings:

• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Remember that the poet is himself not so beautiful
• and now forever frozen in time he
• So you don't have to
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• He don't know
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• He speaks so well!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Don't eat the brown acid
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Next time you leave me
• Better luck next time
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• The Fire Next Time
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Don't shit where you eat
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Eat it, don't read it
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• the word eat he
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• So, he's leaving
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• he remembers January, February, and March
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Surely he would remember this
• Let there be another next time
• Same Time, Next Year
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• Do you remember that time
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Riots due to a power outage
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't stand so close to me
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't remember
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't remember all that much
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You don't have to remember my name
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't have the time
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• the meat we eat
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• he doesn't talk
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome

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