Findings:

• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Sex in a small car
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• How to have lesbian sex
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Sex with a chicken
• Animals people have sex with
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands

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