Findings:

• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Trashy romance novels
• Hazelnut's Totally Badass Werewolf Romance Novel
• romance novel
• Regency romance novel
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• People who don't read
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• people who don't exist
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Love and Romance are like Rectangle and Square
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't like my smile
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Work like you don't need the money
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• stuff white people like
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• i don't like christmas
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Half-sour pickle
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Things people don't want to hear
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't think I like your system
• If you don't like it, leave
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I don't believe in people
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• love like you don't need the money
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• insulting people you like
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I don't see like you
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• It's like you don't carrot all
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I don't think I like love
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't like the drugs
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I don't like grass
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Japanese people like to play games
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• People Like Us
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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