Findings:
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- What it's like to have a community
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- She had a 10 million candlepower smile
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- the dreams that should have died
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She Had to Be Sure
- Names have power
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Words have power
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- she had mood ring eyes
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- Questions I have had today
- Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- You have no power over me
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I should have danced with you
- I would like to have emotions
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- She Will Have Her Way
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- What it's like to have cancer
- We should all like sex and drugs
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- We have had enough of your beige
- a dozen books I should have read you
- She is like an onion
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- She must be what cocaine is like
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- She tastes like gingerbread, too.
- She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- if you have had your midnights
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- she had already found her party
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I have the power
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Supposing that I should have the courage
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- consoles should have trackballs
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Tools everyone should have
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- I have lost my power
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- You and I have power supplies
- Movies that should have been books first
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- What is it like to have a soul?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
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