Findings:

• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• She told me to say that
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What my Father told me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If you told me this never happened
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Lies my physicists told me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• She told me she wouldn't
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Someone please kill me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The stone that told me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• What the dust told me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• boss i wish you had told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell him, she told me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• Snickers told me
• Tell me a secret.
• Tell me about your secret places
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Your secret's safe with me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• What Me Worry (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• What makes me beautiful
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Feigning smiles for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Commercials depress me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Stay here with me
• Follow Me 'Ome
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She approached me with some vague line
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me Imperturbe
• That's me inside your head
• GP, are you with me?

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