Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm so sorry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not racist but...
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm Not Sorry
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry for your loss
• So. Central Rain
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Being a dickhead
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• butt breath
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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