Findings:

• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Life sucks, then you die
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• life sucks
• This isn't fair
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• life sucks (user)
• suck it up
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Life's not fair
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• fair suck of the sav
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Suck up
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Life isn't a box of raisins
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Life isn't always precious
• science fair
• fair use
• Lilith Fair
• 1958 Brussels World's Fair
• Art fair
• job fair
• fair
• County fair
• 1933 Chicago World's Fair
• Weighted Fair Queuing
• It's a fair cop
• Fair Game
• Fair Play
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• state fair
• fair queueing
• Fair and Warmer Cocktail
• fair coin
• My Fair Lady
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• O, Fair New Mexico
• The Story of Noureddin and the Fair Persian
• Miracle Fair
• She Moved Through The Fair
• fair cake division
• Two person fair cake division protocol
• Turnabout is fair play
• this seems less than fair
• Fair Fighting
• fair fortnight
• You Are Not Being Fair
• O Strong and Fair in vain!
• Embassy Rooms Computer Fair
• Fair wages
• fair fight
• fair grunt
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Vanity Fair
• A mathematically fair way to split a taxi ride with multiple stops
• fair trade
• Edwy the Fair
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• Nuremberg International Toy Fair
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Frost Fair
• And Thou Art Dead, As Young and Fair
• In Oxford City There Dwelt a Fair Maid
• the fair folk
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Goose Fair
• Nihonmachi Street Fair
• The Animal Fair
• fair territory
• Minnesota State Fair
• Fair Witness
• Fair Warning
• Fair Annie
• Fair Lawn, New Jersey
• Millennial Fair
• Fair Waved the Golden Corn
• Christ, the Fair Glory of the Holy Angels
• Folsom Street Fair
• Oh fair enough are sky and plain
• The lads in their hundreds to Ludlow come in for the fair
• The Three Fair Princes of the Island of Britain
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
• Last Fair Deal Gone Down
• The Three Fair Womb-Burdens of the Island of Britain
• school book fair
• Donnybrook Fair
• fair weather friend
• Fair Katrinelje and Pif-Paf-Poltrie
• St. Louis County Fair and Air Show
• Look Down Fair Moon
• Widdicombe Fair
• All the fun of the fair
• Fair Isaac
• Fair Labor Standards Act
• Renaissance Fair
• cumulus of fair weather
• New Mexico State Fair
• Fair Debt Collection Practices Act
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Vanity Fair
• Upon the Convalescence of the Fair and Ailing Foot of My Love's Object
• Woodstock Music and Art Fair
• How to survive a science fair
• Fair dinkum Australian nicknames
• Fair Head
• fair escape
• Free and fair elections
• When I was Fair and Young
• Chinatown Fair
• death's fair maiden (user)
• Fair and Balanced
• Hull fair
• Joan, the Fair Maid of Kent
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• Office of Fair Trading
• World's Fair 1964-1965
• When first my way to fair I took
• The Beckoning Fair One
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Fair Housing Act
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• fair go
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• Cheek to Cheek with Chaps in Chaps: a Folsom Street Fair nodermeetlet
• fair value accounting
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Fair Trading (Amazing Jumbo Spiky Light-up Ball) Order 2008
• fair catch kick
• The Bear and the Maiden Fair
• Ethnic fair
• The Uncanny X-Men at the State Fair of Texas
• The Rilloby Fair Mystery
• The Courtship of the Fair Lady Hoenk
• Fair Dawn
• Fair Labor and Free Love
• Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
• A vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• In the end, it's all the same, isn't it?
• Thin isn't in
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Non-Voting isn't always Apathy
• Freedom isn't Free
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Oral sex isn't sex
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Pinky isn't the problem
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

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