Findings:

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Though you can tell me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Can you hear me knocking?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• you never can tell with bees
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• How to tell she's good looking
• can you get enough of me?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• can you show me where this came from?
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• tell me the truth
• Tell me about your faith
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• feline allergies
• Tell Me What
• So help me God
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• so save me (user)
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Me So Horny
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• old books can tell more than one story
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You never can tell
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can You Take Me Back
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Nothing can stop me now
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Can You Hear Me?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about your secret places
• My first comet
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Tell me another lie
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Why tell me that?
• Don't tell me everything
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• The Library Book
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• You Can Count on Me
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You can see right through me
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can you hear me flailing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• You can tell a Marine
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Can you show me?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I can no longer tell you
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• no power in the verse can stop me
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Tell me a story about rains
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about trains
• Don't stand so close to me
• Catch Me If You Can

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