Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of... genius, sheer genius"

• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Diary of a dot-commer
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The dumbest things I heard in college
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• The Wild Colonials
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Cocoa Genius (user)
• Mason Williams
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Genius in the making (user)
• Genius and Madness in an Apparently Absurd Society
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• mad genius
• Trash: The Graphic Genius of Xploitation Movie Posters
• Genius Pig (document)
• Dirty old genius
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Teenage genius computer hacker myth
• genius
• The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius
• Phone Genius 2000
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Anagram Genius
• Girl Genius: The Works
• Inspired genius
• Genius: The Best of Warren Zevon
• evil genius (user)
• Genius from Mars Technique
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• I've heard your song
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• Real Men of Genius
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Guiness Genius (user)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Real Genius
• Genius has its own etiquette
• literary genius
• evil genius
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• 2000 MacArthur genius grants
• Sad Genius (user)
• Girl Genius
• MacArthur genius grants
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
• Evil genius mixmaster
• Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
• Genius Bar
• Baby Genius
• Axl Rose as genius: An analysis of themes in the music of Guns N' Roses
• genius (user)
• Lines of genius
• Mac Genius
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• evil genius man (user)
• I don't care. That's genius.
• Despising Genius
• Genius Loci
• nobody loves a genius child
• Diary Of A Genius
• How stable is your genius? (e2poll)
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• All Men of Genius
• The unexamined genius of schoolyard mimes
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The unexamined genius of schoolyard rhymes
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The Dumbest Clerk at DisneyWorld
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• Unhappily Ever After
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• sheer white caps on the girls and women, ribbons untied
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If I ever lose my legs
• All you ever dream
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make

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