Findings:

• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They don't touch me the same way
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Things you give people that they keep
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don’t give up the ship!
• what is this i don't even
• They don't know what I've done
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't give up
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I still don't even know you
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• People don't flail when they die
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• They don't know what they're missing
• Rape committed by women
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't give a toss
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Even if You Don't
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• They Don't Want Me
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't Give Me Names
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• And I don't even know their names
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• miracles, when they touch the real world, get dirty
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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