Findings:
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- Take the world by storm
- She flies with her own wings
- Gays are great, so she says
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Take Her in Your Arms
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- she had already found her party
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- the way she wears her weary
- when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- This is When it Happens
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- serene. She sips her tea
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She Will Have Her Way
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- why she makes her wishes at 7:07
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- So bashful when I spied her
- Take life by the hand
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- How's she goin', by
- By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Things you can't tell just by looking at her
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- it went exactly as she expected
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
- Take Your Partner by the Hand
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- She wrote the great american napkin
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- she left her handwriting all over the calendar
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
- She always was devious in her beauty
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- In her tomb by the sounding sea
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Take the bull by the horns
- She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
- Take the wolf by the ears
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- I could not expect a single surprise
- By the Great Horn Spoon
- Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- When or Not, Make it Great
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- What happens when we die?
- When the great recorder comes
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Level 2
- The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- What happens when a Pope dies
- Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- Take Her up to Monto
- Surprised by Joy
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She thought about giving him her heart
- She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- When things are known by a brand name
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
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