Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "this is what happens when you do worldbuilding on the basis of aesthetics, or more accurately, what happens when you try to add logical sense into the details of a children's story"

• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Level 2
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• What happens when we die?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• What happens when a Pope dies
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I made more
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• when we were children
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When writers use Latin
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• calling into the void, is it more frightening to hear a response, or nothing?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When I have female children
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When five senses aren't enough
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• When glided in Porphyria
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• What do you see when you look up?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When children become people
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• Do or do not, there is no try
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Video, or it never happened.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• I know more when I'm alone
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts

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