Findings:

• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I don't need to be loved by you
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Don't Be Afraid
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• We don't need no education
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I don't want to be successful
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Information you don't need
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• as X as I Need to Be
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• telling people what they don't need to know
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Does a story need a conflict?
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• love like you don't need the money
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• There need to be more powers
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I don't want to be alone
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I don't always want you to be nice
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• The grass that needed to be cut
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• with the things you don't need
• I don't need a punchline
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• everyone needs an angry love story
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• the best damned story ever written
• imagine if helping those in need were a competitive team sport
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• We Don't Need the Men
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Work like you don't need the money
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• There is some place I need to be
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• don't be absurd (user)
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Don't be sad
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• There will be no more stories to read
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Love the one you don't need
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• All we need is just to be
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• You don't need a reason to cry
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't Need Love
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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