Findings:

• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Trying to make a name for yourself on E2 by publishing poetry is like playing in the WNBA for fame. You might get a few points here and there, but practically nobody's watching and practically nobody cares.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• the way we circle into range
• Too much living is no way to die
• Getting rid of start menu items
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• The easiest way to get a job
• Ways to get random numbers
• Too Funky in Here
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It's too crowded out here
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• On My Way Here
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• It's too damn hot here: a Melbourne nodermeet
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• A journey way into the night
• How to avoid a car accident
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• How books get into libraries
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• What happens when you get too lonely
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• how to get into UCLA
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Life gets in the way of words
• Rape committed by women
• If only I could get into her head
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• qanat get there from here
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• You can't get there from here
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• I can't get comfortable here
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• We were strangers for way too long
• My new way to get there
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Human, all too Human
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• Room Too Long
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Keepers of the Hidden Ways
• One way to skin a cat(fish)
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• The company way of life
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• a long way
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• Get In Shape Girl
• Thirteen Ways of Looking at White
• Get around
• How to give customers change
• Get a real computer!
• The Martian Way
• The Get Up Kids
• Easy way to stop smoking
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
• The things that get me (barely) through
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• How to get a date in France: 2
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• How to get around censorware
• Achieving Light Speed - The Easy Way
• Why do you want to get married?
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• wherein the tourguide gets "lucky" and a wallflower blooms
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Get Your War On
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• why you should get a diesel powered vehicle
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• get out the vote
• How to get YouTube hits
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The Big Bang happened here
• Right here
• You were here when I fell asleep
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Monster, we're here
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Here on Fibber Island
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• the circles here have corners
• Do Not Come Here
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• Pathways Into Darkness
• Coming into Los Angeles
• A Descent into the Maelström - continued
• Long Day's Journey Into Night
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Morrigan's Quest
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Squeezing toothpaste back into the tube
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Saturday into Sunday, observations on eight cabins
• Into the Bushes We Go
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• too close to call

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