Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "we really think the way they do, but we won't realize it without a good stiff dose of Christ"

• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• But what are they really thinking?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Do not think that way, Subhuti.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they carry but they do not understand
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Good from far, but far from good
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Love cookies
• What Germans do best
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• Do a good turn daily
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• And What Do You Think?
• But my computer really IS possessed
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• What I really want to do is direct
• Do you think you could love me now?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• How Do I Live
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Treatment of corporations
• What do you think?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Now you do what they told ya
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Ground rush
• Conventional views about human cloning
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Hot pursuit
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I think I will break but I mend
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?

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