Findings:
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- We're one, but we're not the same
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- what we were to each other in this universe
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- why we were chosen
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I wish I were close
- If Linux distributions were Airlines
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The place where you were undone
- When you were my baby
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
- Let's pretend we're married
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Even if we're not together
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- When were the gospels written?
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- If the real world were like the internet
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- When we were liars things were seamless
- It's a jailbreak; we're free.
- If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
- this is it, we're going to die
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- RFC 602
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- We're trying to have a baby
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- We're waiting for you to die
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- the words were enough
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- As if either one of us were happy
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I used to know what color your eyes were
- It hurt when we were pruned
- The Ten Who Were Taken
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Once Were Warriors
- Those were the days
- We're Only In It For The Money
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- Behave as if there were a God
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- Of course, they were wrong
- Were
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- We're all doing just fine
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- We were never really friends
- I was into them after they were hip
- We're, Where, Were
- If the Current Were to Call
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- when you were words
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- If This Were a Movie
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- We're all guinea pigs
- In the long run, we're all dead
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
- November 4, 1995
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- If I Were a Rich Man
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Or were they chords of sun?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- We're all missing the point on computer security
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Wish You Were Here
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- We're in this Together
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If my life were an arcade game
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- We were supposed to fall
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- You Were on My Mind
- Would you know if you were insane?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- We're shifting the paradigm
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- "We're With Ditka"
- when we were children
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- I'd elope if I were you
- When We Were Kings
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- You were my plans tonight
- We're the Replacements
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- I wouldn't try that if I were you
- If I were
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If our genitalia were on our hands
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