Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "what's webster 1913 got to say about emoticons or GUI's, eh? that's right, you guessed it... nothin!"

• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Webster 1913 (user)
• Everything women respond to Webster 1913
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Webster 1913 is a fake
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Webster 1913 (user)
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• Archived E2 FAQ: Webster 1913 (document)
• right or wrong
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - A
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• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - W
• Webster 1913 Table of Authorities - Y
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• guess i got rung up (user)
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Right handed, or left handed?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• My country, right or wrong!
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• You, standing
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• What your piano curriculum says about you
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• i got nothin (user)
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• What loan words say about a society
• or i guess it does
• shift left (or right) logical
• Bikespotting
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• In defence of the right not to say the Pledge
• Because I say so
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• What does Webster say about Soul?
• The extroverted feeler says the right thing
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• September 1913
• 1913 Massacre
• 1913
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• All About Eve
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• About a Boy
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• reading about oatmeal
• Much Ado About Nothing
• Oliphaunt
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Sorry About Dresden
• What to do about trolls
• What I hate about working on code with others
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• What are you thinking about?
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• Japanese Words About Landscapes
• Harold Tucker Webster
• Japanese Words About Gardens D-G
• Japanese Words About Gardens H
• Japanese Words About Gardens I
• Japanese Words About Gardens J-K
• Japanese Words About Gardens N-R
• Japanese Words About Gardens S
• Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• theory about skepticism
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Thing about Canada
• Theory about homosexuality
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure

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