Findings:

• Does this dress make me look fat?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He Hate Me
• stir me out of my dream
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• he calls me girly (user)
• He brings me books like flowers
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• No place to throw out the bathwater
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He taught me how to smoke
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The day he gave me a lift
• he calls me monster
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He called me Sarah once
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• where does that leave me?
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• When in doubt, throw it out
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• What RU-486 means to me
• Gold Digging does not pan out
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• What does he bend?
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Does He Take Sugar?
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he that is not with me is against me
• she, he, and me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• It does not sing for me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• A metaphor for sex
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• That which does not kill me...
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Size does matter
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Does
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?

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