Findings:

• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Get Up, Stand Up
• The bomber will always get through
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Jack Gets Up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Solidarity and fifty cents will get you a cup of coffee
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• 15 will get you 20
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Get it up
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Life will get easier
• Everybody Get Up
• You will get yours
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• We get tangled up like wires
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• five will get you ten
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• The Get Up Kids
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• How to get your stuff voted up
• It will get better
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Off the beaten path
• The drum of death is being beaten.
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Where did you get that hat?
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits

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