Findings:

• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they won't soon disremember
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Eye contact at a distance
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• People don't flail when they die
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• When I turned round...
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When you kill people they die
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• when they take my blood
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• if i keep moving they won't know
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• the moment when they take possession of you
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Turing Machine
• Ghost in the Machine
• 25 cent plastic toy vending machines
• Pretty Hate Machine
• Rage Against The Machine
• Soft Machine
• Automatic teller machine
• time machine
• Goat and Adding Machine Ritual
• Trojan Room coffee machine
• washing machine
• soda machine
• Vending machines that dispense sushi
• Perpetual Motion Machine
• Fantastic Plastic Machine
• Mystery Machine
• Rube Goldberg machine
• Machine Head
• Bone Machine
• machine translation
• The Machine That Goes 'Ping'
• Burring machine
• Gramme machine
• Wayback Machine
• Metal Machine Music
• war machine
• The Big Red Machine
• The Machine
• firewall machine
• green machine
• home machine
• The Soul of a New Machine
• The Machine That Won The War
• Machine cryptography
• machine translation legends
• Love Machine
• Moore Machine
• Mealy Machine
• Class C Machine
• The Time Machine
• The Time Machine - Chapter 1
• The Time Machine - Chapter 2
• The Time Machine - Chapter 3
• The Time Machine - Chapter 4
• The Time Machine - Chapter 5
• The Time Machine - Chapter 6
• The Time Machine - Chapter 7
• The Time Machine - Chapter 8
• The Time Machine - Chapter 9
• The Time Machine - Chapter 10
• The Time Machine - Chapter 11
• The Time Machine - Chapter 12
• The Time Machine - Epilogue
• Ripping off soda machines
• fog machine
• Video machine time warp
• Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
• do-nothing machine
• Steam-powered Turing Machine
• cellular machines
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• Java Virtual Machine
• Mean Machines
• von Neumann machine
• coffee machine
• Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
• slot machine effect
• so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
• C-6 Machine Gun
• Sabitsuia Machine Gun
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Real Number Turing Machine
• Day of the Machines
• Deterministic Turing Machine
• Non Deterministic Turing Machine
• Laputan Machine
• The Age Of Spiritual Machines
• We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
• Sandwich birthing machines
• Sex Pistols Slot Machine
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• NYC MetroCard Vending Machine
• NYC MetroCard Refill Machine
• Claw Machine
• Lounge Against the Machine
• french fry vending machine
• Machine Gun Fellatio
• Saviour Machine
• The Machine Marked 666
• ECG Machines in university sick rooms
• vending machines that dispense poetry
• Micro Machines 2
• Santa Machine
• The Adding Machine
• computing with Turing machines

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