Findings:

• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• So you don't have to
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Stoned music memories
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Cats don't have brakes
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A reason to drink
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• you don't have to do this
• I have lost my power
• I have the power
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• I don't have the time
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a television set
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• You have no power over me
• Names have power
• Penis size and impregnation
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• You and I have power supplies
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Words have power
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• desert power
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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