Findings:

• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Hitler has only got one ball
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I could have been one of a two
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Words that only have one context
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• everyone else is asleep
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Everyone else is doing it
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Everyone else (user)
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Have One On Me
• Kill two birds with one stone
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• In California everyone has a sports car
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• Each one has their own story
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• Cooking for One
• There is only ONE God
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Everyone has a dog in the race
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• No one has died
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• In which Sparrow Jones has a couple fireside chats
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I have one whole anus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• There is only one electron
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• everyone has some burden they carry
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• everyone has these, right?
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• ha ha only serious
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• How to find something which has been lost
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Everyone has an accent
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• In which the bridge has its own ideas
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Two virgins about to have sex
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Only Angels Have Wings
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Why we have two ears
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• Everyone has their antarctic
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Tools everyone should have

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