Thank you to everyone who submitted something for BrevityQuest. Bounty will be has been awarded shortly. But please, more than anything, keep writing. Short can be good.
Knickers
Pants
In short: briefs.
BrevityQuest10 wants your writeups of 300 words or fewer.
00:00:00 Friday 2 April — 23:59:59 Friday 30 April 2009, server time
- Well-crafted fact or fiction; poetry or continuous prose
- New writeups only, please
- As many submissions as you want, but flooding new writeups is far from groovy
- Notify Oolong, Tem42, or The Debutante of your minora opera
- Bounty is awarded at 10GP per writeup, and something fun landing through the mailbox of the entrant we judge to have contributed the most to e2 and the quest (and that's entirely arbitrary)
- An extra 10GP is available if you read or have your entry read for the podcast
- Some BQ09 favourites, for the record: 43 ~ 49 ~ 137 ~ 187 ~ 220 ~ 261 ~ 289 ~ 290
In short
- Stuart by Glowing Fish
- Albrecht of Mainz by Mathlete
- Green Goddess by NanceMuse
- Wood burning stove by Sinepyriah
- There is good rap music by Sc0ut
- Hard by jwfxpr
- turnover by Sc0ut
- Blundstone 500 by Sc0ut
- cream of tartar by NanceMuse
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen by ignis_glaciesque
- gelled rocket fuel by The Custodian
- Ashland, Oregon by Glowing Fish
- Homeopathic Automotive Engineering by Morwen
- Chattering class by Noung
- Irem, City of Pillars by Clockmaker
- Air raid siren by museman
- the combination foot by jessicaj
- gold star by gnarl
- universal jurisdiction by Noung
- apartheid wall by Noung
- Caucasus Emirate by Noung
- Gaki by Clockmaker
- Popped tomatoes by gin soaked (Ineligible for bounty or prizes.)
- Nivea for Men by jessicaj
- Cherry tomato by raincomplex
- Late for Work by vonCube
- Chevre noir by Aerobe
- One shoe by Harley53
- old brick building by raincomplex
- How to name your artichoke by Pandeism Fish
- Life with a narrow heel by jessicaj
- the trim foot by jessicaj
- Hecatonchires by Clockmaker
- mansplaining by hapax
- Ojama shimasu by mauler
- Suicide Statistics by mullakamakalaka
- Aloysius Bertrand by Clockmaker
- Lolo Pass by Glowing Fish
- Sleepless amid her ships, her houses, her incalculable wealth by clone19
- Amish paste by Wuukiee
- How to experience your free will by CCCCCC
- Ball whisk by NanceMuse
- the voluptuous foot by jessicaj
- social skills by CCCCCC
- Purdah by Noung
- Fig Leaf by Glowing Fish
- Morningstar Farms by Glowing Fish
- social skills by Glowing Fish
- Wikipedia as Ontological Masochism by Glowing Fish
- Be fruitful and multiply by jessicaj
- Dr. Spaceman by hapax
- Lookout Pass by Glowing Fish
- Per Henrik Ling by Junkill
- Anderson Silva and the creativity of brutality by vonCube
- displacement grooming by Glowing Fish
- oneword by gnarl
- Vajazzle by avalyn
- triffid by TedBronson
- Meech Lake by TedBronson
- Be fruitful and multiply by Noung
- periwinkle by fairyplain
- two bits by gnarl
- Mexico's drug war by Noung
- The narrow foot by jessicaj
- E Ticket by gnarl
- Skatar by NanceMuse
- Koigu by hapax
- Keys to the Kingdom by gnarl
- Wisenheimer by e2reneta
- Modern Conservatives by Noung
- Sex, Grandmothers, and Videotape by museman
- Greek soap by jessicaj
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel by Wntrmute
- Cyrene by mauler
- backchannels by hapax
- Chinese currency crisis by Noung
- Piment d'Espelette by NanceMuse
- autograph by hapax
- Greek fiscal crisis by Noung
- Erdos-Bacon Number by Wntrmute
- Foursquare by Wuukiee
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa by vonCube
- caution by SharQ
- Angry Dog by lizardinlaw
- Eating Cup-a-soup without adding water by vonCube
- Spring by doyle
- Lacuna by Clockmaker
- Twitter by kalen
Baseline bounties. These do not include podcast entries, and have no bearing on the grand poobah award.
- Noung: 100GP
- Glowing Fish: 80GP
- jessicaj: 80GP
- Clockmaker: 50GP
- gnarl: 50GP
- hapax: 50GP
- NanceMuse: 50GP
- vonCube: 40GP
- Sc0ut: 30GP
- CCCCCC: 20GP
- mauler: 20GP
- museman: 20GP
- raincomplex: 20GP
- TedBronson: 20GP
- Wntrmute: 20GP
- Wuukiee: 20GP
- Aerobe: 10GP
- avalyn: 10GP
- clone19: 10GP
- doyle: 10GP
- e2reneta: 10GP
- fairyplain: 10GP
- Harley53: 10GP
- ignis_glaciesque: 10GP
- Junkill: 10GP
- jwfxpr: 10GP
- kalen: 10GP
- lizardinlaw: 10GP
- Mathlete: 10GP
- Morwen: 10GP
- mullakamakalaka: 10GP
- Pandeism Fish: 10GP
- Sinepyriah: 10GP
- SharQ: 10GP
- The Custodian: 10GP
- gin soaked: (1)