I have no food. I have about a dollar to my name. I went to the supermarket
, hoping to turn that dollar into macaroni and cheese
The gods smiled on me.
rang up as $2.29; the shelf said $1.99. According to Stop&Shop policy
, if something rings up incorrectly, you get one for free.
It took a half hour of arguing with managers, but eventually I got my free macaroni.