What does a pirate
drive?
a caaaarrrrr.
Where oes a pirate go to
drink?
A baaaaarrrr.
How do pirates navigate their
ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.
How do pirates cook their
food?
With laaaarrrrrd.
What do pirates do for
fun?
They play caaaarrrrds.
How do pirates like their
hamburgers?
Chaaaarrrrrbroiled.
Ok thats enough bad pirate
jokes.
siren adds:
have you heard about the new
pirate movie?
it's rated arrrrrrr
r ;>