Findings:

• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Something to remember me by
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I was raised by the French government
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• mark me by seconds
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Before you, there was me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• This node was made for you and me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Don't Pass Me By
• Stand by Me
• What was stolen by someone else
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Are personal messages protected by copyright?
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• every secret thing was made by some one
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was a homeless bum
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• By the skin of my teeth
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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