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• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Things to do when technology gets here
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• We get too tense when we drive
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When I get mad I throw harder
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When did the World get so old?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When I Get Low I Get High
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Stoned music memories
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When I get like this
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I'll get there when I get there
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• When I'm at my computer.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• How do you get there?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm always breathless when you call
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I walk around when I'm high
• police line do not cross
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Craving a smoke
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Why do you want to get married?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What do you see when you look up?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged

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