Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you lemons
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Just give him the damned fish
• When life gives you shit
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When life gives you demons...
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Her hair, tangled
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Lemon-barbecued meat loaves
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• lemon grass
• Lemonwhyt (Lemon and almond rice)
• lemon fresh scent
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Give up
• Give Up the Ghost
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Things that give our life meaning
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Lemon v. Kurtzman
• Lemon and Bay Crème Brûlée
• lemon curd
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Give yourself up
• eat life (user)
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Sherbet Lemons
• lemon curry (user)
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• Water lemon
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Oranges and Lemons
• fork a lemon
• Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
• Parsley, Lemon and Feta Cheese Salad
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• The Lemon Song
• Lemon juice
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• When is a name just a name?
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• lemon
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Sea lemon
• The Lemon Kid
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• On the lemon
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Lemon Sorbet
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Lemon Polenta Cake with Rosemary Syrup
• lemon meringue pie
• agent lemon
• Swedish Lemon Angels
• Lemon Interrupt
• Blind Lemon Jefferson
• Granita de Limone (Sicilian Lemon Ice)
• Lemon Test
• Cream Lemon
• Vodka Lemon
• Grilled Lemon Swordfish
• The Lemon Tree
• herbert lemon (user)
• lemon drop
• Lemon game
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Things that give life meaning
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Don't give up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When your presents give me hives
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Ground, give up your secrets
• Don't give up your day job
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• to take sides is to give up your freedom
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• 'just woke up' voice
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I just don't know when to quit.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When you just can't win
• there are some just can't take life easy
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself

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