Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• the friend zone
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• I have a friend
• I have lots of gay friends
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• A book has always been my best friend
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What have you been smoking?
• Fisherman's Friend
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• You and Your Friend
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• the Justice Friends
• This is why we can't have nice things
• you have never been safe
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You can't have everything
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Best friend
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I just want to be friends
• just friends
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i have been burning for so long
• What Might Have Been
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• if I can't have silence
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Religious Society of Friends
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• friend
• imaginary friend
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Friends
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• What pornos would have us believe
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I could have been one of a two
• He's been places they have not.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I believe you have my stapler
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I can't believe it's not Heroin!
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• you can't have it both ways
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• You Can't Have Mary
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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