Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "5 years ago I would probably have considered...ending things prematurely, to put it lightly"

• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Bernie would have won
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Even Years Ago
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• This email is a response to your email of a year ago sent on February 6, 2000
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• All Those Years Ago
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
• Written in Dubrovnik a few years ago
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Twenty years ago
• This essay was due a year ago
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• Remembering all those years ago
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• you would have been
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What pornos would have us believe
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You stole what they would have given you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I would like to have emotions
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Names I have acquired over the years
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Books I have bought for next year
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• he would have cried
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• AGO
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• It happened a long time ago
• On a night not too long ago
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Monster A Go-Go
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• God died a long time ago
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• For Emma, Forever Ago
• Political artist behind the AGO
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho

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