Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A four-foot-tall anthropomorphic spider with a jaunty top hat. The bastards running the shelter did indeed kill him to get their hands on what they thought was a genuine map to Neverland."

• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Where did you get that hat?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• What They Did To the Desert People
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Running a BBS
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Top hat
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• This was their finest hour
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• She thought about giving him her heart
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I did not get the news
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Know your pets
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• my hands did nothing to replace yours.
• When did the World get so old?
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• We did not know it was a war
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Rape committed by women
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• They Say It Gets Easier
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Top Hat (user)
• thoughts on the eve of a Red Hat installation
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• thoughts on a hat as my grandfather nears death
• Their hands prying at your heart
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• They killed our Lord
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• When you kill people they die
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• the signal was killed
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
• How America was mapped
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Round The Moon: 3: Their Place of Shelter
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• All you ever did was let it happen
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
• Let's Get Killed
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• They did your portrait
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• My hands have lost their memory
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• How to give customers change
• My hands knew him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• On Running After One's Hat
• I married him because he was not mean
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• With him it was always like
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I was Chris to him
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• How did I get here, Sarah?

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