Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A good friend is someone who will sit and nod in all the right places while you bitch about your life."

• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• hugs and kisses in all the right places
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• All About the Benjamins
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• All About My Mother
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• All About Chemistry
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• all day I dream about sex
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• People who carp about their jobs
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• My girl is all right
• All My Friends Are Superheroes
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• All over the place
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• One good thing about gangs
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Making a decision about a life
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• dreaming about my place in the world
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• all right
• I must have waited all my life for this
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Die, All Right!
• don't spend it all in one place
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• all sounds are good sounds
• human rights for all (user)
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Tell me about your secret places
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• All About Nothing
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• it's all about plur (user)
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• It's all about the sublime
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Sorry about my friend
• A poem about my tragic friend
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• All About Us
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• About all that went wrong
• All About Anna
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• The bored who complain
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• The truth about life
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• All About Steve
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• no words about nothing at all
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• And in time all this will pass
• show me what the world is all about
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• You will not remember me at all
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• All Things Will Die
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• All That Is Good
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds

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