Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A nanosecond is way way longer than a picosecond. You’d know this if you hadn’t wasted your time studying philosophy"

• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Ways to express a long time
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• To Brew Notingham Ale in the small way
• All The Wasted Time
• The Philosophy of Time Travel
• three way
• Winning Ways
• Milky Way
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Shortening of the Way
• Lentils Another Way
• Ways to retrieve a missing hamster
• No way
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• An easy way to determine your own moral character
• Look the other way
• The worst way to wake up
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• the double edged comfort of knowing your way around
• Slack is a way of life
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• in the way
• The Way
• Five Ways
• Water way
• Highland way
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• nice ways to fill the void
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• The lucrative way to visit Japan
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Find the way home
• The Third Way
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
• Middle Way
• The Way of the Leaf
• This is the way the world ends
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• the only time wasted is time spent believing you are wasting your time
• One Microsoft Way
• The In Sound from Way Out!
• Way
• Our way or the highway
• It is the way of my people
• In A Silent Way
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• You've come a long way, baby
• the hard way
• Something Wicked This Way Comes
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• you can't have it both ways
• Ways to organize your CD collection
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Milky Way Day
• The Way of the Exploding Fist
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• The Burkiss Way
• how Wiener found his way home
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
• Your eyeballs rotate the opposite way to your head
• Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird
• Keepers of the Hidden Ways
• Blue Jay Way
• any way, shape or form
• Ways of cutting vegetables
• Good ways to relieve menstrual cramping
• Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
• Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
• the easy way
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Horizontal is a way of life
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• the way we think
• Ways to lose files
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• all other times are better than 6 am
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• There were times better than this
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge
• Creative ways of killing people
• Old and in the Way
• American way
• The Way of a Pilgrim
• Perfect Way
• Best way to a man's heart
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• The Way of the Gun
• Every Which Way but Loose
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• Way shaft
• The Artist's Way
• -ways
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
• My Way
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Bene Gesserit Way
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Make Way for Ducklings
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel

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