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• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No Laughing Matter
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No one gets out of this life alive
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• This is not a laughing matter.
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• If only I could get into her head
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Aunty Leslie and the Disastrous DUI
• how to get into UCLA
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• No matter who plays it
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• How to avoid a car accident
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• you cannot meet again unless you part
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Hard Times Come Again No More
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No One Gets Left Behind
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• How books get into libraries
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Hard Tack, Come Again No More
• I remember the old tree laughing, as I leapt into the sky
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• No matter what
• A house of laughing for no reason
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• There's no point unless you make one
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• you cannot part again unless you meet
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Again
• Dead Again
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• born again
• Agains
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Curses! Foiled again!
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.1 Hello, World!, again
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• You'll never work in this town again!
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• Everything Old is New Again
• The South will rise again
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
• walking again
• If I could do it all over again
• Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I will never drink root beer again
• August Again
• if i never saw you again
• Bigmouth Strikes Again
• Again, dammit!
• My heart is breaking, again
• Truth Crushed to Earth Shall Rise Again
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• Play it again, Sam
• Lincoln plays peacemaker again with William Butler, February 1, 1839
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Forbear dark night, my joys now bud again
• unless you have integrated
• Goddammit, I forgot the third commandment again!
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• The radios are talking to me again
• Let's Do It Again
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drink Coke Play Again
• Born Again Virgin
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Here Again
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Pythagoras Again (user)
• Merry meet and merry part, and merry meet again
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• Today I saw her again
• To Riverdale and Back Again
• Einstein, right again
• Fired again
• We'll Meet Again
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Joy here we are again. Hello Albert
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• Dean Martin Hits Again
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• Born Again Pagan
• I Shall Rise Again
• Lost in motion again
• Please call again
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• When the Robins Nest Again
• Back in the UK Again: Yet Another Informal London Nodermeet
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Pump Three on the Fritz Again
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• You Win Again
• 3:11 in the morning and it started snowing again
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• Gravity again
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• Doctor Phibes Rises Again
• The Doctor and the Prince of Darkness Meet Again
• The Day Again II
• The Day Again III
• The Day Again IV
• we find ourselves among the cities and roads again
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• Seas gone sleepy and lonely for ships again
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It Lives Again

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