Findings:
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- The choice you have to make
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- The differences are marginal compared to what we have in common.
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- mindlessly going where others have gone before
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- What have you
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- it's good to have a moose
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I must have three heads
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Baptist jokes
- I have no complaint
- institutions have lives of their own
- We're trying to have a baby
- You have no socially redeeming value
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Here We Have Idaho
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Questions I have had today
- Lord, have mercy
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- I have no faith in your God
- American honey wine
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why males have nipples
- Have a buck
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Let them have Festivas
- you can't have it both ways
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- It's better to have loved and lost
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Sex with a chicken
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Haves and Have-Nots
- I don't have a television set
- I have this delusion
- Have I Got News for You
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Sally guests I have known
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I have no hair
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- You can't have everything
- When writers use Latin
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When I have female children
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a dream
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I have a tricorn hat
- I have seen the elephant
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
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