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• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• You, standing
• I don't know what else to do
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I care because you do
• What do I call her?
• every thing you do tells you something
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• lest she lose all else
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do something
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• A reason to do something
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• This is this. This is also something else.
• Something she sees in men, sometimes
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• National Do Not Call Registry
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Because I do not want to forget
• I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• You Do Something To Me
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• What time do you call this, then?
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• If you can say something nice, do
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• There is something we can do
• Something Else Press
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• This is this. This is not something else.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• because I have given up any care
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The Prodigal Son, rewarding the unworthy
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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