Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- And then I will just slip away
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- If it keeps on raining, the levee is going to break
- Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- just keep your eyes open
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- And the Sanders People Keep Going, and Going, and Going...
- Keep going. Keep breathing.
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- The absurdity of single cause
- Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
- Absurdity
- SAT, ETS, US News, and cycles of absurdity
- absurdity (user)
- three absurdities
- Absurdity Abounds
- Finding Nemo and the Inherent Absurdity of Societal Constructs
- The absurdity considered in an act of charity
- going postal
- Going against the grain
- going out
- going
- What's Going On
- Where are you going?
- going down
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Going, going, gone
- Are you going to prom?
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I was going to marry Marty
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Going Solo
- going commando
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- I'm Going Home
- Hey, how's it going?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- going forward
- The Going
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Going out with a bang
- People who are going to hell
- Where's Everything going?
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- this is it, we're going to die
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- this is going to hurt a little
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- Going to school with large bags under your eyes
- going nowhere
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- What's going on here?
- Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Is she really going out with him?
- Going Away
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
- Going After Cacciato
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Going Underground
- going meta
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
- Going to Fukuoka
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Going Overboard
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- You're going the wrong way!
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Thumbs Up going down
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
- Going East
- Good Thing Going
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Collision avoidance technique
- Going Public
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- trees are naked spirits
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- going outside
- Going Downhill Fast
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- Tips for going to the Prom
- Going Native
- Going My Way?
- Going For It
- The Going Of The Battery
- It's going to be fine
- The Book of Going Forth by Day
- Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
- Going Live
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- A Prayer on going into my House
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Going to The Sun Road
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- When are you going to stop running?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'm going to Disneyland
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- not running from, but going to
- Going There
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- John Romero is going to make you his bitch
- nocode's going away party
- I am going to die
- Going A-Travelling
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Why I hate going to the dentist
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- The goldfish are going to eat you
- Get your juices going
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
- This was not my going away party
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
- Going home
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- Going for the One
- I'm going to the moon
- The joy of going to war
- TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
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