Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Army angels. Think those British palace guard guys with the big hats, only these ones will hit you if you annoy them too much."

• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• think too much (user)
• I think I think too much
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Things guys think girls should know
• Big Book of British Smiles
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Commander-in-Chief of the British Army
• too much
• That one guy (user)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• One-Winged Angel
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Too much bandwidth
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I have too much to say
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Big Hat
• One Big Debate
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• 15 Big Ones
• I am an army of one
• On Running After One's Hat
• all the cute guys will be there
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Too Much Coffee Man
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Army National Guard
• Too Much of Heaven
• Almost Too Much
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Too much law, not enough justice.
• One should expect as much from a machine
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Too Much Blood
• Angel One
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• There is only ONE God
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Her Majesty's British Government Trains and Supports Military Army in the West Bank
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• too big for his britches
• British Army Ranks
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Only her big toes were painted
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• The sky's too big
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• A COCK, A BIG ONE TO (user)
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• one bald guy (user)
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• One Hit Wonder
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• getting hit by a guy
• You Worry Too Much
• Too much school makes us crack
• Too Much Joy
• My man loves action figures too much
• Too much information
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Not enough chlorine in that gene pool
• Too Much Mustard
• A River Aint' Too Much to Love
• Too much candy
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• Days when art is too much to bear
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Too much pink in October?
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• On the cost of First Class postage
• too much is almost enough
• I am much too rough, much too edgy.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• One of those days
• One Node to Rule Them All
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I've spent too much time leading horses to water
• Too much of a good thing
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• The forest at Biggs Army Air Field
• I will not move my army without onions!
• British Army
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• The Big One
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Only Angels Have Wings
• America is too big
• those Big Chill moments
• a small piece of something too big to grasp
• big guy (user)
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• Ray Bradbury hooks a big one
• Big Brother UK: Series One
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• One British Royal Marine is worth 100 Taliban Soldiers!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• BIG WILL (user)
• The Big Red One
• One of the guys
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• That One Guy
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• One Hit Wonderland
• How to build an emergency bat
• Silly Hats Only (user)
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Too much spring
• The World is too much with us
• Seeing too much blue
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Obsession hurt too much
• You take up too much space
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Effects of too much Angband
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Too much living is no way to die
• Thinking too much
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Too much to lose
• Too much beauty
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When words mean too much

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