Findings:

• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• All poets like to kick
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• The node linked to all others (node_forward)
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• we can all just be around other people
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• A kind of calm like no other
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• All Those Years Ago
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• all those days are gone
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• not like the other girls
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• Why sales guys make all the money
• I'm All You Can Think About
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• we eat all together like a family
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• It's like you don't carrot all
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Remembering all those years ago
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• The Other Guy
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• it's all those cutthroat grandmas
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• we are all just books reading each other
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• food fight
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• times like those
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• All Over the Guy
• All other commuters must die
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• An old guy I saw in the subway
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• The other guy's tao
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• We Can all Die Like This
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I feel like I'm being watched
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I'm too old for this shit
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time

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