Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Because I guess the consuming public wouldn't find that scarf nearly as attractive if the tag said spider web instead- but when the hell do I know, I'm no marketing exec."

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I know more when I'm alone
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• There is no dream but this.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• We said nay, we are but men
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I'm not homophobic but...
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• no ideas but in things
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I care because you do
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Being a dickhead
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• i know you are but what am i
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• War is hell but men like it
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm not racist but...
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Close, but no cigar
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.

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