Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Because I guess the consuming public wouldn't find that scarf nearly as attractive if the tag said spider web instead- but when the hell do I know, I'm no marketing exec."

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I know more when I'm alone
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• no ideas but in things
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• There is no dream but this.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I care because you do
• We said nay, we are but men
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• No, but I'll have a beer
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I'm not racist but...
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Close, but no cigar
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• i know you are but what am i
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I know you are, but what am I?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Being a dickhead
• War is hell but men like it
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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