Findings:
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Just to see what it would be like
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- It's Hard to be Humble
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- It's not supposed to be anything
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- A whimper would be fine
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- That would be me
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- They knew what our pain would be.
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Work hard and be nice
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- It's hard to be a gangster.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The best kind of bartender
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- Chipirones en su tinta
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Because that would make sense
- You mean the me that you would be
- If you would be so kind
- If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- because it wasn't just the air
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Where would America be without Canada?
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Mind without body
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- That I Would Be Good
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Work hard. Be strong.
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The Ten Commandments revised
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- it would be hilarious if only
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- eternity would be boring
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If you would be seated
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- That Would Be Enough
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- I never thought it would be like this
- anything is possible
- pineapple is good on anything
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Stoners will smoke anything
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- would you like some salt?
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
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