Findings:
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- My hands have lost their memory
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Miles to go before we sleep
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- And then I will just slip away
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
- Know your pets
- Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- only then will we be safe from each other
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- dead center and a million miles away
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- may their names be sung forever
- first mile
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- institutions have lives of their own
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- High Heel Shoes – Lady’s First Choice
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- High Heel Shoes - Lady's First Choice
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- I walked 47 miles of barbed wire
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- We walked together, miles apart
- I will ask them all their dreams
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- Will I cease to be
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- The end will be a sellout
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- you have to be kidding
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Boys will be boys
- The television will not be revolutionized
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- There will be time
- And then you made the world go away for a little while
- walk away from time
- I fear I will be nothing
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Who Will Be There
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- When you know things are just meant to be
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- you have to be close to catch it
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Marks which will never be broken
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- First Christmas Away From Home
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- On the comet there will be much pie
- If I could be someone
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- First They Took Away Napster
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- I will always be weird inside
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
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