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• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Three things a man needed: faith, practice, and luck
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• cool English teacher
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Ten responses to the phrase "turn in your man card"
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• A kind of calm like no other
• No Need to Argue
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Special needs for special children
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• children's emotional needs
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Here Comes the World Famous English Teacher
• A man needs a maid
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Do I really need Linux?
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• What reasons do you need
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Work like you don't need the money
• The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• Jun, Kneller, like Morozova, need outside perspective
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• no need (user)
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Mulvaney revealing the Trump administration withheld military aid to Ukraine for political interest reasons
• We don't need no education
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I need another year alone
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• There need to be more powers
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Toss another Monet on the fire, we need the heat.
• Look siad me Be like me
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do You Speak English?
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Tips for writing an English teacher-approved classic
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• What do theorems look like?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Poem to my English Teacher
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• love like you don't need the money
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• english student (user)
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Japanese contractions of English phrases
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• Half-sour pickle
• The man who refused to be King
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• There is some place I need to be
• Is another gas station really what we need?
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• as X as I Need to Be
• if you need another, say you need another
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• The grass that needed to be cut
• I don't need to be loved by you
• stop being so English
• Need Another Seven Astronauts
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• I do not like the radio man.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Children in Need
• Be a model or just look like one
• All we need is just to be
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• English teacher wisdom
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• i am an english teacher
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• Ye Olde English Tea Shoppe
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• I need something like smoking
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• The World Needs More Canada: Another Capital Nodermeet
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted

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